Suddenly I’m not thirsty.
My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he’s 9.
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Well at least the company is owning its mistake
Then suddenly you’re a mom declaring ownership over swept dirt on the kitchen floor yelling DON’T YOU DARE WALK THROUGH MY DIRT PILE
Annoy your wife by saying “wow” every time a chick gets out of the limo on The Bachelor.
You lost your phone and it is on silent?
Too bad. If you liked it you should have put a ring on it.
Agreeing to pick a friend up from the airport is nice until that time comes and you start thinking about if you really even need that person in your life anymore.
My kid: Ohana means family and family means no body gets left behind
Me: I don’t care what ohana means, you have 5 seconds to get your shoes on or we’re leaving without you
Sales person: if you buy a new Lexus we will make the first months payment
Me: so who makes the other 59 payments?
In 5 more years people will be notified of their termination of employment via emoji.
So I’m still newish around here…
What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?