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@LurkAtHomeMom: My 6yo: *begs to go to a Mexican restaurant*
Also my 6yo: *orders a hot dog*
@LittleHarmonica: Men always say they like strong, smart women until you argue with them. And then they're all like: You talk too much....and I want my Mommy.
@better_off_dad: Me: 'I miss you.'
The Point: 'No shit.'
@DanMentos: "none of your ridiculous drink recipes tonight, ok dan?"
*stuffing flatbread into blender* WHO WANTS A PITA COLADA
@jwoodham: DATING TIP: Pick up the check. Pick up the table. Pick up the chairs and the waitress and the bartender. Everyone loves upper body strength.
@truegritrumble: ME: I'm allergic to suggestions.
FRIEND: You should get that checked out.
ME: *swelling up like a balloon* You're not the boss of me.