My 7 year old has been asking a lot of questions this Christmas season and I’m worried that it might be the last year he believes that Bitcoin is real.
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Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent
I’m sorry, I’m just in a really weird place right now I say from a lazy Susan inside a friend’s pantry
Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint.
This isolation thing isn’t going to be so hard. I spent half my teenage years getting grounded so there’s that.
When you stop being a vegan –
is it called losing your veganity ?
Me: You’re old and out of shape and way past your prime, but you are nice.
Mirror: Yes, you do seem nice.
I played the word “mature” in a game of Scrabble. My friend played “immature” and got the Triple Word Score so I flipped the board over.
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