@Mr_Kapowski: My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheHyyyype: ME: seen the loch ness monster? HER: it's not real M: *unzips pants* wanna bet? H: *rolls eyes* sure M: k i'll pee and then we'll google it
@ohen39: [sex-ed class] kid: I still have some questions me: let me explain *pauses sex-ed video* she can only pay the pizza guy with sex
@KyleMcDowell86: I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts.