@anjadrisch: My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time. Such violence & nurturing from the one product.
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@DanKCharnley: [1st day as undercover cop] *approaches drugdealer* Me: "Yes hello I'd like to purchase one crack and two marijuanas please!" *gets stabbed*
@AndrewNadeau0: [Writing Batman theme] WRITER: So it starts by saying “Batman.” PRODUCER: Well that makes sense, just once? WRITER: 23 times. PRODUCER: WRITER: Then you just make noise for awhile. PRODUCER: WRITER PRODUCER: WRITER: Then you say Batman again.
@daemonic3: JUMPER ON BRIDGE: Stay back, I just want to end it all GOOD COP: Please, you don't have to do this CAT COP: *slowly pushes him off bridge*