@BoomBoomBetty: My anxiety started in 1984 the first time I heard the music speed up in Pac-Man when shit got real and I haven’t relaxed since.
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@eileencurtright: Death hack: bury your loved ones with their fitness trackers for a low-cost early zombie alert system.