Anime is real
My arc would have been filled with wolves. I would have made a terrible Noah.
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Birth control??? Here watch my kids for 10 minutes.
I’m off to a 3yr olds party. There’ll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun.
My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like “no, I went out last night”
Rian Johnson: good and bad are 2 sides of the same coin. the resistance and first order both obtain their weapons from the same people, and the only thing that separates the jedi from the sith is an outdated flawed code.
JJ Abrams: bad people have shark teeth lol
All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list.
“What does the fox say?” Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to.
FRIEND: Try to relate to her.
(Later on Date)
ME: *nervously* Can I be your cousin?
My heart says curly fries but my BMI is suggesting salad.