@GarreTheFerret: My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
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@bourgeoisalien: I'm sorry I asked if your toddler is a skinhead, but in my defense he is bald and always disproportionately angry.
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@JimmerThatisAll: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single "I'm going out for cigarettes."