My son asked for help with his math homework as we pulled into the school parking lot.
Then I laughed & laughed & told him to get out.
My biggest fear is getting a 200 page email that ends with “Thoughts?”
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Lack of diversity in period pieces is wild. It’s as if black ppl were invented during slavery got discontinued then relaunched in the 60s.
me:(nervously) so I gotta fight one of these things?
zookeeper: what? no
me: I choose…the polar bear
zookeeper: why would you choose that
[to hot girl at bus stop as bus approaches]
“I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to.”
whoever said misery loves company spelled calories wrong
One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized.
“I’m going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me.”- Damned dog…. Could’ve been me though.
hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but I’m going to argue with another stranger in your mentions
for hours maybe
My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you’ll need a shovel and map to find him.