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@faizziy: My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly.
@BruceForce: *Ghost snatches phone from me*
"Who you gonna call now?"
@WilliamAder: Took our cat to the vet today and, once again, she "forgot" her wallet.
@AimeeHelene1: This train was so long I had time to file my nails and my taxes.
@jackie_ibbyxo: If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed.
@IamEnidColeslaw: I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS