@ArfMeasures: My boss said I couldn't bring my dog into the office so I had to tie him to a tree outside. He's not happy about it but it's cool being in the office with my dog.
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@snarkweek7: Sometimes I pick another language on the ATM to see if I can make it all the way thru. So I'm still broke, but now also in French.
@PortRooster: Pitbull: Hey, what rhymes with "Kodak"? Nicki Minaj: "Kodak", duh... Pitbull: Thanks!