*puts a picture of Roger Rabbit in a picture frame*
I did it. I framed Roger Rabbit.
My boyfriend is so cute I decided to get another.
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If the police ask, I was in my house from 2009 to 2013.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
“State your name”
“Where are you from?”
“Your wife’s name”
“Your first zodiac murder”
Call me when you have $50,000 and you’ll get your little girl back. Call in the next five minutes and I’ll throw in a second kid as a gift.
Me: Don’t tell me what to do, ERIC!!!
(Me at an exercise class)
terrifying if it really happened:
the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth
My kid asked why we eat so much bacon so I told him it’s a vegetable
doctor: u are overweight
me: hah yeah
doc: ok drop your pants
me: ur giving mixed messages doc!
me: so do u like the Indians
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang – So I shot him..