@UnicornSyrup: My boyfriend wanted a serious relationship so we stopped smiling at each other.
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@ApocalypseHow: Probably one of the hardest things for Pinocchio to pull off was complimenting his friend's experimental theater piece.
@ibid78: "THIS IS THE POLICE. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. ARE U ALONE?" -YEAH, I GUESS I NEVER MET THE RIGHT GIRL, BAD TIMING MOSTLY. ALSO WORK IS HECTIC
@PhilJamesson: [before lamps were invented] moth: i've finished yet another novel. our empire is glorious and vast