@Brianhopecomedy: My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, "Samantha".
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@ArfMeasures: Date: What do you do? Me *holds up menu* you just choose a meal from this book of food
@JoeMande: "Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory." - NBA players to their interior designers