@k_lli: My calendar says I have 18 meetings left this week. Time to go lick Maria in accounting; she's coming down with flu.
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@crmotwo: Sherlock: *deep breath* You're a drinker, whiskey's your poison but mum doesn't approve. Upper management, no middle. You hate your job but it's too late for a change. A droll existence, Stacy. Starbucks Barista: I’m so sorry ma'am, he’s in training here's your tall blonde roast
@PaulGibson1963: Daughter steals my iPad so I left Google open on "too many kids" & "making it look accidental." Found my iPad but haven't seen her all day.
@EliTerry: I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor! ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile.