@6thgrade4ever: My Conservative Uncle Read More Thanksgiving Argument Guides Than Me and Turned Me Racist
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@sage_lita: Him: I like a girl who's a good host Me: *trying to impress him* I've had a tapeworm in my intestine for YEARS
@youcancallmesim: Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?
@thenoahkinsey: I shouldn't play with Legos? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.