Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job
My countless attempts to multiply various numbers by zero amounted to nothing.
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we’re going out of town in a week if anyone can watch the dinosaurs for us
Me: [holding tiny top] It’s called Blouses For Mouses™
CEO: The plural of mouse is mice.
M: Ok, Blice for Mice™ then whatever
How the hell is the director of the CIA unable to hide an affair?
Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken
Shout out to people who block me cuz it hurts their feelings I occasionally fav them without following. You can also just ask me to stop :/
Little Red Riding Hood: Are you going to eat me?
Wolf: I just want my hoodie back.
I wonder if Groot met his girlfriend on Timber