@iAmJuddy: My coworkers think it's funny they have power & I don't. I think it's funny how they won't get home to enjoy it cuz their tires are slashed.
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@dril: The reason the "Cars" movies have gained so much popularity is becuase the cars speak to one another. You don't get that with real life cars
@Buffalojilll: [First day as a detective] Me *pouring a drink*: let's play never have I ever Murder suspect: Me: never have I ever shot a guy Suspect: Me: never have I killed guy... even by accident? *nudges their drink closer* Suspect: dude stop Me: *mouthing* ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ˢᶦᵖ
@PULPKetchup: First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules.
@chanelpuke: Ppl who make fun of outfit repeating? I look bomb af so I'm gonna wear this again I'll even wear it to your funeral if you keep talking shit