@Sparticus_af: My dad will drive six hours to avoid a three dollar ATM fee
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@Donna_McCoy: I can easily make lemonade, but I have no idea what to do when life gives me a fitted sheet.
@AnniemuMary: It's an unspoken rule on garbage day that pajamaed neighbors pretend not to see each other.
@Donna_McCoy: I'll dance with everyone watching. I don't like an audience, but I want someone around to call an ambulance when I fall.
@LostFelicia: Him: You're on a diet. Why buy all this candy? Me: Because the alternative is called stealing.