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@StephiHill: My dad’s advice to me for when I receive unwanted male attention:
Pick your nose
@Cravin4: Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids.
Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage.
@AnOrangeSNES: *grabs walmart intercom*
WHY DID YOU LET ME GRAB THIS INTERCOM? I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB
@ArfMeasures: [Date's house]
ME: I'd love to see u again
DATE: That would be nice
ME [whispers to her dog] ok what do I do she thinks I'm talking to her
@SteveDutzy: HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN
@Madrass_badsass: I don't friendzone people. I relationshipzone them. Want to be friends? Too bad we are dating.