I’m no scientist, but harnessing the power of teen girls talking would probably solve all the world’s energy woes.
My daughter just announced she’s SICK of stupid-ass people. I said “Oh darlin, you’re gonna feel ill for a long time.. they’re everywhere.”
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Went to Costco for eggs. Walked out with a toaster oven, an 80 inch 4K TV, minus 1 child and no eggs.
In my younger days, I was bullied. Fed up one day I punched the biggest kid in class. I think about that teaching job often.
The only highlight of a brutal moving day:
Wife: “That’s way too big to fit in the back door.”
4 people in unison: “That’s what she said!”
[preparing for a date]
me: what if she kisses me
roommate: you kiss her back, bro
me: *thinking* but why her back though
She: OMG I’m so wet.
Me: *hands her roll of paper towels*
*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
My Google search in case someone ever steals my phone