@LostFelicia: My daughter reminded me that being older doesn't mean I'm always right. Sometimes, I've just been wrong for longer.
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@gavinspeiller: What if Canada is just like 100 dudes faking a country like that scene in Home Alone where Kevin fakes the party?
@meganamram: If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss
@DowntimeDad: I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants.