@TarzanFeathers: I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill.

@gavinspeiller: What if Canada is just like 100 dudes faking a country like that scene in Home Alone where Kevin fakes the party?

@meganamram: If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss

@DowntimeDad: I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants.

@QueenofSparta: Do Twitter your way. But don't mention spiders. Or clowns. Or moist. Or moist clown spiders.