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@SaltyCorpse: My dog: I can't get her up.

My Other dog: Did you lick her face?

My dog: Yeah, no dice.

My other dog: Did you run to the door and back?

My dog: Yes. Sheesh.

My Cat: Get out of my way, amateurs. *hurk* *gag* *hurk* Now she's up, peasants.

My dog: I can’t get her up. My Other dog: Did you lick her face? My dog: Yeah, no dice. My other dog: Did you run to the door and back? My dog: Yes. Sheesh. My Cat: Get out of my way, amateurs. *hurk* *gag* *hurk* Now she’s up, peasants.
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