My son has come up with what he calls “skeleton kisses”, where he touches his teeth to your forehead or cheek when he kisses you so it feels like bones touching you.
Isn’t that precious?
No. He’s 20.
My emotional support pig is now my therapy bacon.
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Can’t believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian.
The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild
* sleeps in middle of bed
Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan.
My life would have been very different had I done anything with the same intensity as brushing my teeth on the day of a dentist appointment.
Me: I’m exhausted. Please just go to sleep.
Me: *almost asleep, drooling a little*
Brain: HOW WOULD YOU EVEN DANCE IF YOUR FEET ARE LOOSE
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