@DeyannaDiedrich: My ex from highschool followed my new dog’s Instagram account and dm’ed her “I don’t like your mom” LMAO IM DYING
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@dannyboy7813: First Dates are like seeing a new doctor for the first time. How much do you want to tell them before you sound crazy.
@girl_a_whirl: A bird in the... *BLOCKED* Birds of ... *BLOCKED The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT -worms on Twitter
@ibid78: [goes back in time to murder baby Hitler] wow long line of people here to kill him [goes back to murder myself] how is this line even longer
@nappydolemite: Wife: "We've had too many children. Where will they all sleep?" Husband: "I don't know. Just stack 'em in the corners or something." - how bunk beds were invented