@scottthetwat: My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her.
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@Parkerlawyer: My husband let me sleep in late and then made me pancakes. Someone please let Dateline know my death was absolutely premeditated.
@KiayaFaye: I know you seen me continuously push the "close doors" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it's just awkward
@therealeatwood: Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob
@2tonbug: Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer.