@neerjagurnani: "My eyes are up here" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Me: Want me to bring coffee up to bed? What my wife said: If you want to What I heard: If you want to live
@Bearslietoo: Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it "resisting arrest."
@morebees: when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day