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@Mouthy_: My favorite sport is jumping into conclusions
@lovemydogduck: I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
@TedInModeration: I posed nude for an artist once.
@mollzbenn: What you read about me in the newspaper today is true: I am selling my couch.
@WilliamAder: Been in line for hours and I'm beginning to think this Radio Shack isn't going to open.
@pinupteacher: My mom pops out from under the table while I'm on a date.
She's always been a good eater. You see her hips? Good hips. Stand up, show him-