@thatdutchperson: My favorite thing is when there’s not enough time in therapy to bring something to conclusion and you’re just sent home with all your unearthed trauma and demons like ok cool see you next week stay hydrated
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@RobDenBleyker: I think if a little girl wants to grow up and be a Tyrannosaurus Rex that's totally fine, and science shouldn't stop her.
@online_shawn: Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan
@shutupmikeginn: I just ran into my high school bully and it was great cause I'm doing well and he's 17 which is very old for a dog
@bingowings14: [first date] Her: I like my steak rare Him: *trying to impress* I'll order for both of us. 2 panda fillets please.