@thatdutchperson: My favorite thing is when there’s not enough time in therapy to bring something to conclusion and you’re just sent home with all your unearthed trauma and demons like ok cool see you next week stay hydrated
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@cambuslad: You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals.
@andlikelaura: 8 year old me: bye dad gonna go meet melissa and throw lawn darts at each other dad: WAIT me: dad: don’t forget to take a jacket
@TheCatWhisprer: If you thought you had a rough night, my toddler couldn't wear an oven mitt to bed.