@4SLars: My financial advisor recommended I join a doomsday cult.
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@AnkCoupleTO: Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I "experimented" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please
@PhilipNByrne: SCIENTIST: Let's name this spider Long Legs, for its long legs SCIENTIST 2: Hmm not kinky enough
@msmessymist: Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!