@dannyboy7813: My first date was awful. Never eaten them since.
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@KeetPotato: cop: do you have a permit for this? noah: god told me to build it cop: noah: cop: is that true? god: never seen this man before in my life
@Parker_Simpson: We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers
@jazmasta: There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.