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@bingowings14: [My first day as a detective]
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.

[My first day as a detective]
Me: It’s one way glass he can’t see you. Just point at the killer. 
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.

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