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@Dustinkcouch: 911: what's ur emergency
me: i'm in a bad spot. can u come get me
911: what's going on?
me: i'm in jail. i only get one call.
911: and why are you in jail?
me: im callin 911 too much :/
911: yep. you know what this means.
me: worse jail :/
911: *nods* worse jail