@WhaJoTalkinBout: My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine.
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@TheCiscoKidder: After I beat my dad in Go Fish, I like to shit in my underwear to celebrate. -My son, apparently
@EndhooS: Gimme a cheese sub, hold the cheese "Um, just the bread?" No bread thanks "I erm?" Just butter my hand. And quit gawping I ain't got all day
@KattsDogma: My finance guy: I want to make the worst move ever with ur entire life savings. Me: DO IT I DONT UNDERSTAND ONE WORD U ARE SAYING JUST DO IT