@FU_TangClan: My four year old sent me his first ever text from my wife’s phone and it’s such a great thing that he starts school on Monday
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@GreenishDuck: Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head.
@MasterOfMoppets: These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy. [eats another coaster]
@oxygenplug: If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question
@SteveKoehler22: Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments.