@daemonic3: My girlfriend went to the dentist for a cavity. It's odd since she spends so much time in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush.
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@AaronFullerton: A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell "What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?", then jetpack through the ceiling.
@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.
@CornOnTheGoblin: my wife's lover: what about your husband "he won't be home from the camouflage store for hours" [plant in the corner cocks gun]
@SamuelHLowe: I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, "So, what do we have here?"