@iGreenMonk: My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video.
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@dumbbeezie: If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars
@mydmac: When I get naked in front of a man for the first time I never do it slowly and seductively, that would just give him time to get away.
@Book_Krazy: *In the elevator* Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down? Me: No. We're just friends Guy: ....
@AndrewNadeau0: A good way to get people to stop showing you baby pictures is after each one say, “Can I keep this?”