@iGreenMonk: My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video.
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@BartenderMB: My girlfriend says I'm easily distracted during sex and it's a problem. Well, better get back to it. Bye.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: I have this fantasy that all lights go out in the world when I’m at the grocery store. While everyone panics, I grab a head of broccoli, stab the base with a carrot, and light it like a torch. Look, I never said I was any good at fantasy, you guys.