@shegotagronk: My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Just saw the first robin of the year so you know what that means. Batman can't be far behind.
@danteshepherd: ROBIN: You didn't name everything in the bathroom after you, too, did you? BATMAN: Of course not ROBIN: BATMAN: OK, yes, there's batshampoo ROBIN: BATMAN: But there's also conditioner gordon
@rockymomax: Her: I'm leaving you Me: Why though? Her: You lie to me constantly Me: Ha! You don't just leave the man who invented the spatula!