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A – Average
B – Below average
C – Can’t have dinner
D – Don’t come home
F – Find a new family


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Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won’t work.

I was married for 6 years.


The Fat Girl’s Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse:

If you see me running & there’s no ice cream truck in front of should run too.


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So raw, rubbery and resembling a booger?


If Jesus came back today, hipsters would be like “whatever Jesus, the book was better.”


Neighbours kids just challenged me to a water fight.

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So what happens if I neglect to “safely” remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD.