“My great-grandma went to jail for making moonshine” was probably not the family history topic my son’s teacher expected.

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We’re the best at everything.

We even fed our athletes this time.


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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.


To the guy who just sent me a Snapchat of him putting his ketchup in the refrigerator, well done. You’ve made a powerful enemy.


Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the “ice bucket challenge” made it cool


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me: then why is your slogan “finger lickin’ go-”
kfc clerk: -your own fingers.


Daughter: Daddy, can you tell me a bedtime story?
Me: Sure, once upon a time your mom & I used to get enough sleep. Then you came. The end.


Why hasn’t a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing?