@UncleDuke1969: My guess is it’s either Geppetto’s workshop or a sperm bank.
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@TheHyyyype: [my future self comes back in time] HIM: here's every sports score for the next 20 years ME: great, thanks for ruining the games for me
@moooooog35: The 7-yr old has the flu so I'm letting her lick the envelopes of all my credit card bills.
@BrownDogBlanket: Just once, I’d love to see a post game interview where the losing team blames Satan.