I’ve been getting some anonymous fortune cookies from an angry American — and I think it’s time to give props for creativity…
My hobbies include knitting and leaving one star reviews on recipes when I used different ingredients and different techniqes and it turned out gross.
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They say dress for the job you want, so here I am, causally dressed as the moon
Directions: Allow food to sit and cool for five minutes before eating.
I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can’t sleep.
If the US admits that Trump’s presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus.
absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys
GOD- “I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth”
*Fish slip the LORD a $20*
“On second thought how about a flood?”
List of food it’s okay to eat with your hands:
– corn on the cob
– chicken wings
– spaghetti at your in-laws