Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body
My husband can’t tell if the dishwasher is clean or dirty but anytime I pull out one of his tools, he’s right there to TED talk me through it.
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Me: You can’t honestly expect me to believe this house isn’t haunted; I can see the ghost walls from here.
Realtor: Those are windows.
There is a trend of babies being named after characters in “Frozen”.
“That’s Stupid” says a 24 year old named Ariel.
How is twitter still free 😂😂
It’s all fun and games until you realize you’re the girl at work known as “how is she still employed.”
Him: are you an early bird or a night owl?
Me: I’m more of a tired afternoon duck.
At the grocery. Wearing my mask. Lady behind me, snarky & loud enough to make sure I heard, “don’t guess she realizes that stupid mask won’t do any good.” Me: “Honey, I’m an off duty nurse, I’m wearing it to protect YOU. But, I can take it off if you’d like.” She practically ran.
“If we don’t know a word for something, why can’t we just make one up?” he remarked confusatorily.
o: I want a tail
According to the $53 I just spent on Uber eats, I’m a family of 4.