I can really relate to pi because I also keep going forever after the point has been made.
My husband keeps nagging me to get my oil changed, which is ridiculous because I swear I just did that three thousand months ago.
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Twitter genius: “I was hit and I never turned out violent. That’s why I can’t wait to hit my own kids when I get them”
me: hey man you ready to go?
goku: hold on I gotta charge my phone
me: almost done?
me: son of a-
[On the next episode of…]
Me: Did you look in your purse?
Her: OF COURSE I LOOKED IN MY PURSE, I’M NOT AN IDIOT!
Her: [looking in purse] You’re not going to believe this…
Him: you seem disappointed
Me: i just thought we were staying at a sweet
Him: this is a suite
Me: *licking the wall again* these are not gingerbread Patrick!
[someone compliments me]
Brain: act weird around them and ruin everything
Me: please don’t
Brain: lol yes
Me, when son comes for the weekend from college: I can’t wait to make a good dinner for him.
Me, when finding out his classes will be all online next quarter: Shit, now I have to cook more!
Cats are just fuzzy plants that hate you.
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys “partying”
Me: Will you-
Me: Can you-
Me: Are you-
Hubs: Oh no
Me: Oh hell no…..
Communication is important.