@3sunzzz: My husband said I talk too much, so we had a nice long chat about that!
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@just1fool: My aunt called me a basket case so I swallowed all of her decorative, weaved pieces of art that hold things to show her.
@Reverend_Scott: [5 min into first date] Her: I have a pug named Piglet- Me: [motioning waiter for check] I'd like to go meet him rn
@Scott_A_Gilmore: Shout out to vegetarians for never having ant problems. All ant scouts find is broccoli crumbs and despair, and who wants to feed on that.