@amydillon: My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, "it goes by so fast."
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@naughtywriter2: I get about your body being a temple but... right now I wanna turn mine into a bouncy castle, it sounds more like fun. I'm all about fun.
@AimeeHelene1: I'm just gonna give this to you...and you feel free to do whatever you like with it. Nooooo pressure... *slides deodorant across the table*
@Jake_Vig: Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol
@PaulyMosh: Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again