@MissNaughty1801: My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion...
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@rachelle_mandik: artificial flowers are properly known as "flower decoys"; learn some flower calls, then use the decoys to attract and kill real flowers
@HomeProbably: When someone says they love me to the moon and back, I tell them that’s only about 500,000 miles and I expect more tbh.
@frankzulla: You ever rub yourself with tuna and go to a cat shelter to seem like you're a cat whisperer? Doc: We're gonna need a bigger straightjacket.