Passing a gallstone?
Monica Seles tennis match?
Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me
My love is like the sea, the deeper it gets the weirder it gets.
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I think the reason giraffes don’t ride in hot air balloons is that their faces would probably get fried off in that flame thing.
A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm.
So I peed on her
Question of the day :
If the early bird gets the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?
Whenever people say they’re willing to do “whatever it takes” to “make it in Hollywood” they never mean “patiently work on their craft”.
Sex so good the neighbors make you sandwiches.
Some woman at my office just said Star Trek when we were all talking about Star Wars and now our IT guy is refusing to fix her computer.
[leans against bus stop as bus approaches & winks at girl waiting]
I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to.
“Doc, it’s embarrassing, but I don’t feel sexy.”
“Try wearing the wife’s panties.”
“Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice”
” So the boat was about to sink until I attached a sail to my boner and made it safely to shore”
Me if I was on the Titanic.