@panmidwest: My lucky number is 17 so I'm really hoping that 2017 is finally going to be my year. Otherwise, I'll have to change my lucky number again.
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@Mr_Kapowski: If anyone can remember the jokes from Popsicle sticks, I'll be exposed for the fraud I am
@JillianKarger: me at 7: I wanna be a marine biologist when I grow up! That or a ninja, prolly both me at 29: I don’t know how to wash dishes without getting my shirt all wet
@CulturedRuffian: Waiter: Would you like regular or decaf? Me: Do you want me to tip you with real money or Monopoly money?