@GrumpyBahr: My middle finger will be answering all questions today!
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@upsidedowntrash: The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10
@AndrewNadeau0: SCHRÖDINGER: I got you a present. ME: If it’s another dead cat I’m going to be furious. SCHRÖDINGER: *Trying to contain excitement* We don’t know until you open it.
@Scdavis24: Guys, if you have to point your toes to put your pants on, those aren't your pants. Give them back to your sister.